scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

(via klo1012)

  • me: i'm so lonely
  • person: hey
  • me: leave me alone
  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

(via judgmentalowl)

Dancing

whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

Reality:

rosaparking:

he sent birds yeah

rosaparking:

he sent birds yeah

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

forcequitlife:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

88th:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(via yungcarol)

burghers:

is this seat taken? *sits on ur dick*

(via estebanjulioricardodelarosa)